1 00:00:06,738 --> 00:00:10,775 Okay, Liv and Maddie will be back from their driving test any second. 2 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:12,444 Ready to celebrate? 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,112 Check it. 4 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:19,384 Sing it loud! 5 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,386 Bam! What?! 6 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:24,656 Ooh, I can't wait to get my license 7 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,658 and be able to go wherever I want. 8 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,460 ( Laughs ) Within the city limits. 9 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,061 Before my curfew. 10 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:33,031 In a beat-up minivan that smells like Joey's feet. 11 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,433 Still freedom. 12 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:36,668 Whoo-hoo! 13 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,769 Freedom? 14 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,639 ( Scoffs ) Try loss of freedom. 15 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,507 Who wants to drive when you can sit shotgun 16 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,109 and text until your thumbs fall off? 17 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,477 ( Chuckles ) Not me. 18 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,546 I'm stoked for Maddie. Having a license... 19 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,481 that means she can go anywhere and do anything. 20 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,550 That a responsible teenager would do 21 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,184 after getting approval from her father. 22 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,354 Not that I've ever asked her not to get approval. 23 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:57,622 Why am I still talking? 24 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:58,723 ( Mouthing ) 25 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,824 Why are you in my house? 26 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,459 Why haven't you gotten a haircut? 27 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,129 We've all got questions. 28 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,231 ( Gasps ) There she is. 29 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,766 - ( All cheer ) - Congratulations, Liv. 30 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,235 One of our two new drivers. 31 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,770 Yes. Hold your rah-rahs. 32 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,205 Only one of us passed. 33 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:16,174 Total bummer-rang. 34 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:17,776 Aw, you'll get it next time, kid. 35 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,679 No. I'm the one who passed. 36 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,481 ( Laughs ) License to surprise! 37 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,851 Wait, if you passed, that means Maddie failed. 38 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:29,554 Maddie doesn't fail anything. 39 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,822 - Ooh! - Oh! 40 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,091 ( Shouts ) 41 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,294 Burn it! Burn it all! 42 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,729 ( All chatter ) 43 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,564 Well... 44 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,733 I failed. 45 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,835 Guess I know what it feels like to be a loser now. 46 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,638 You know what I'm talking about, Joey. 47 00:01:47,873 --> 00:01:50,842 Ouch! I would call that a drive-by... 48 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,844 if you had your license. 49 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,479 ( Imitates explosion ) 50 00:01:57,883 --> 00:01:59,250 So what happened? 51 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,752 I will tell you what happened. 52 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,587 The DMV discriminates. 53 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,756 Yeah. They only give their licenses 54 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,826 to people who can make left-hand turns. 55 00:02:09,328 --> 00:02:11,796 They do come in handy when you want to go left. 56 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,499 Why would you purposefully turn 57 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,368 into oncoming traffic when you can go up one block 58 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,869 and make three rights? 59 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:21,806 Who needs their license anyway, am I right? 60 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,843 I do! I need my license! 61 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:27,912 Don't worry, Maddie. I'll drive you anywhere you want to go. 62 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,314 Seriously, why am I still talking? 63 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,715 Why am I still here? 64 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,250 I'll go get my hair cut. 65 00:02:33,185 --> 00:02:37,455 ( Theme music playing ) 66 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,823 Better in stereo 67 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,892 b... b... better in stereo 68 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,927 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 69 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:45,530 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 70 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,365 slam dunk, ready or not 71 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,933 yeah, show me what you got 72 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,536 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 73 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,538 I dare you, come on and follow 74 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,807 you dance to your own beat 75 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,809 I'll sing the melody 76 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,512 when you say yea-ah-ah 77 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,447 I say no-oh-oh 78 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,716 when you say stop 79 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,218 all I want to do is go go go 80 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,221 you you, the other half of me me 81 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,223 the half I'll never be-e 82 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:15,894 the half that drives me crazy 83 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,897 you you, the better half of me me 84 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,366 the half I'll always need 85 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,834 but we both know 86 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,836 we're better in stereo. 87 00:03:24,861 --> 00:03:27,761 Sync and corrections by Alice. 00:04:02,807 ( Squeals ) That is my favorite graphic novel. 101 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,042 No way! 102 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,844 They want me to play Tristan. 103 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,480 As in Tristan Lycanth? 104 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:09,481 Yeah. 105 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,950 The hero? 106 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,918 Ha ha, but Tristan's a boy. 107 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,854 Technically half-boy, half-werewolf. 108 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,923 But he is definitely not a girl. 109 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,926 Right. Not yet. 110 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,362 But the people making the movie saw my episode of Sing it Loud! 111 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,766 right where I dreamt that I was on an international space station 112 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,367 and I saved the earth by singing the high note 113 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,469 that shattered the asteroid before it hit earth. Aah! 114 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,871 ( Sings high note ) 115 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,607 ( Imitates explosion ) 116 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,308 I love that episode. 117 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,410 Really? 'Cause I had some logic problems with it. 118 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,678 But you sparkled, honey. 119 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,816 They liked it so much that they're considering changing the role of Tristan 120 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,385 into a girl just for me. 121 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:50,722 I had to stop Liv for her own good. 122 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,624 Fanboys are crazy. 123 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,325 I should know. I'm one of them. 124 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,527 ( Clicks tongue ) 125 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,729 We're talking about Tristan Lycanth. 126 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,865 Keeper of the claw of freedom. 127 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:04,736 Does this match this? 128 00:05:05,971 --> 00:05:07,906 ( Mouthing ) 129 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,010 - What's up, Diggie? - What's up, Rooney? 130 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,813 'Sup with your hair? 131 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:17,782 You did not get a haircut 132 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,317 just because my dad told you to. 133 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,520 ( Scoffs ) No. Not at all. 134 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,056 I totally needed a trim. Do you think he'll like it? 135 00:05:26,425 --> 00:05:28,927 Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this. 136 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,595 I mean, your hair was a hot mess, 137 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,764 but that's not the point. 138 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,566 I can't help it, okay? I want him to like me. 139 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,800 He's your dad. And you and me are... 140 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,036 Whatever we are. 141 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,672 Totally. Whatever. 142 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:44,042 Um... you just need to find something 143 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,910 that you and my dad both like and bond over that. 144 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,512 Oh, yeah, okay, great. Let's see. 145 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,081 He likes growling at me. 146 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,916 You know what else he likes... 147 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,117 barbecuing. 148 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,920 Grilling sure beats growling. 149 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,857 And, if he starts to like me, 150 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,358 I could help you prep for your driver's test. 151 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,993 Aww. ( Laughs, snorts ) 152 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,495 That's so sweet. 153 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,930 - Hey, Dad. - ( Exclaims ) 154 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,532 ( Laughs ) 155 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,902 Dude, I'm kidding. Ha ha. 156 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,437 But he won't be. 157 00:06:16,508 --> 00:06:18,443 Oh! Hey, Liv, you want some chocolate pudding? 158 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,445 We found a big bowl of it in the fridge. 159 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,814 Um, boys, that's not chocolate pudding. 160 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,049 That's my organic face mask from Paris. 161 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,985 Oh, ho ho ho. 162 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,754 Fancy pudding. 163 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,956 Yeah. It's made with orangutan poop. 164 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:32,693 ( Sputters ) 165 00:06:35,961 --> 00:06:39,063 Well, whatever that monkey ate was delicious. 166 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,835 Is that banana? 167 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,403 Okay, just... 168 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,805 Eww, Joey... 169 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:48,840 ( clears throat ) 170 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,141 Get this. 171 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,010 Somehow word has spread through the blogosphere 172 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,512 that I'm up for the role of Tristan in "Space Werewolves." 173 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:58,182 Not sure how that info leaked out onto the Internet. 174 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,451 We would never post that juicy tidbit 175 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:03,221 on the Stevens Point "Space Werewolves" fan page 176 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,556 in hopes of enraging local Tristanites. 177 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:06,791 ( Laughs ) 178 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,761 Liv will thank me for this later. 179 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,462 Let me guess. 180 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,564 The fanboys were none too pleased 181 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,566 about you playing Tristan. 182 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:16,968 You probably want to throw in the towel 183 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,070 and back out. 184 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,505 Uh, no. 185 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:21,973 I mean, why do I care what nerd nation 186 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,977 Because we are a powerful force to be reckoned with... 187 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,579 I mean, they are! 188 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:29,914 ( Clears throat ) Whatever. 189 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,616 This weekend I have a personal appearance 190 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,751 at Neville's Novelty Shoppe to sign "Sing it Loud!" DVDs. 191 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,019 Why don't you guys come with me? 192 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:39,490 Liv, Neville's is fanboy central. 193 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:43,061 and then find out that you don't know what you're talking about 194 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,562 they will eat you alive. 195 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:47,632 He's a werewolf and he lives in space. 196 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,600 I think anything else I need to learn about him will be in here. 197 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,869 I can probably finish this by Saturday, yeah? 198 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,104 Liv, that's volume 1. 199 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,940 There are 64 volumes. 200 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,141 Hah! 201 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,910 No wonder they're making this into a movie. 202 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,778 Who would want to read all that? 203 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,917 Ugh! 204 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,685 Ugh! 205 00:08:08,687 --> 00:08:11,022 323 pages 206 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,590 of "Rules of the Road," 207 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,825 and not once did they admit 208 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,593 that turning left into oncoming traffic 209 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,595 is insane. 210 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,666 420 pages of werewolves and spaceships, 211 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,934 and the only thing I'm really looking is that 212 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,761 I think I could totally rock Tristan's space suit. 213 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,871 Yeah... 214 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:28,840 just wait till they get to the Battle of Mirth. 215 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,874 ( Imitates gunfire ) 216 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,242 That's when he meets Kytra, 217 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,910 and that's when the adventure really kicks off. 218 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,278 ( Gasps ) 219 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,216 You undercover Sci-Fi geek. 220 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,552 You've totally read this book. 221 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:42,987 Yeah, I've actually read them all. 222 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,789 I love them. And I have to admit... 223 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,792 I am a little on the fence about you playing Tristan myself. 224 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:50,595 Okay... one, how dare you. 225 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:54,232 And two, help me. 226 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,734 Okay, Liv, why are you wigging out? 227 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,636 Because I really want this role. 228 00:08:58,638 --> 00:08:59,937 I mean, I know that I've been playing it cool, 229 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,939 but this is way bigger than my show 230 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:05,176 and it could send me into a completely new acting stratosphere. 231 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,279 I just have no idea how to impress these fanboys. 232 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,781 Okay, well, I would love to help you 233 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,682 but, Liv, my driver's test is on the same day 234 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:12,984 as your autograph signing. 235 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,185 And I still have no idea 236 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,587 how to make a stupid left-hand turn. 237 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:19,624 I have a twin-sane idea! 238 00:09:20,859 --> 00:09:24,028 This Saturday, I'll be you and you be me. 239 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,696 - Wait, you mean like... - A switch-a-Rooney. 240 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,131 ( Both scream ) 241 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,868 I'll face your fanboys. 242 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,737 And I will take your driver's test. 243 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,639 Perfect! ( Laughs ) 244 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,274 Why is this bed so squishy? 245 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,746 ( Clears throat ) 246 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:45,950 Because I am sitting on a pizza. 247 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:49,053 A girl gets hungry at 3:00 A.M. 248 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:55,660 ( Muttering ) 249 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,763 Web... and that's how I slay the dragon. 250 00:10:00,732 --> 00:10:02,867 Hey, Artie, you got a minute? 251 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:03,968 Hey, Joey. 252 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,303 You got a girlfriend? 253 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,805 Burn! 254 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:12,176 How is that a burn? You took your mom to the freshman dance last fall. 255 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,083 So, what brings you crawling back 256 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,985 to the Society of Space... Space... space... 257 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,720 Were... were... were... Wol... wol... wol... 258 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,622 wol... wol... wol... ves... ves? 259 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,891 ( Howls ) 260 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,227 I was voted out of the Society 261 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,929 for suggesting that wolf tails were stupid. 262 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,631 Was I wrong? 263 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,800 People, was I wrong? 264 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,203 I want to talk to you about my sister Liv. 265 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,872 No la la la la. 266 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,007 We do not speak the name of that she-devil 267 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,676 who wants to desecrate Tristan. 268 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,044 Unless she sent you to ask me to prom, 269 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,607 in which case, let her know I say maybe. 270 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,382 Be gone with you. 271 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,684 ( Yelps ) 272 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,653 Listen, Artie. 273 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,155 We have a common enemy here, 274 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,789 and we need to work together 275 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,825 to defend the iconic character 276 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,094 that is Tristan. 277 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,197 We were once powerful allies, you and I. 278 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,133 An uneasy alliance. 279 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,737 My wolf ears are perked. 280 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,806 Liv will be down at Neville's tomorrow. 281 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,442 I need you to show her the real fangs 282 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,112 of a true "Space Werewolves" fanboy. 283 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,047 Fanboy? 284 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,850 That term is derogatory, sir. 285 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:30,054 We prefer "fantasy enthusiast." 286 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,455 So will you do it? 287 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,358 Oh, sounds great, Joey. 288 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,228 I'd happily waltz right into your trap. 289 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,463 Do you take me for a fool?! 290 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,201 Yes. Yes, I do. 291 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:48,272 But as Tristan himself would say... 292 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,907 ( In a deep voice ) When an enemy 293 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,211 - offers his paw, lick it. - ( Mouthing along ) 294 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,447 If only to tear off his hind leg... 295 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,182 Tomorrow. 296 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,052 Oh! 297 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,220 Saying no to that would be like 298 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,188 saying no to Tristan himself. 299 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,023 Well played, lone wolf. 300 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,025 Well played indeed. 301 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,094 ( Howls loudly ) 302 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,195 Aah! 303 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,299 Nerds! 304 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:21,973 ( Blows whistle ) 305 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,141 Pull over to talk or text. 306 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:28,946 Mmm! Gotta love a brown sugar glaze. 307 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,281 ( Blows whistle ) 308 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,450 No eating in the halls. 309 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,518 I can't help it, coach. 310 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,320 Just falls off the bone. 311 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:40,291 That's some solid-looking barbecue you got there. 312 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,293 Thank you. 313 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,263 I followed a recipe from "Barbecue Monthly." 314 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:50,001 Oh! Too much black pepper. 315 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,036 Ah, it was all so confusing. 316 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,372 My father's... 317 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,439 A vegetarian. 318 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,842 ( Winces ) 319 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,044 I just have no one to guide me. 320 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,313 Well, I don't like to brag, 321 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,982 but last summer I did win 322 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:08,853 the Stevens Point "Thrilla on the Grilla" cook-off. 323 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,023 Oh, yeah! Coach Rooney took the barbecue bait. 324 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,924 But seriously, not one word about the haircut? 325 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,926 What gives? 326 00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,165 Hey, check it out... 327 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,067 I sold Liv's toothbrush to a "Sing it Loud!" Fan 328 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,202 and got us a bunch of gummy eyeballs. 329 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,937 ( Mouths ) 330 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,907 Too bad she only has one toothbrush. 331 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,944 Oh, please... I picked that one off the sidewalk out front. 332 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,215 Oh... 333 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,120 The switch-a-Rooney was on. 334 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,955 It took me four hours to do my hair 335 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,991 and Liv made me sleep with my head hanging off the mattress 336 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,459 to protect the pouf. 337 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,894 ( Snorts ) 338 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,363 I drooled into my own nose. 339 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,938 ( Cheering ) 340 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,407 ( Scattered applause ) 341 00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:08,846 ( Object shatters ) 342 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:13,250 Thank you all so much for coming 343 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,586 to the season 4 DVD signing 344 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,922 of Sing it Loud! 345 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,427 Artie's here. 346 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,364 Let the games begin. 347 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,898 Liv Rooney. 348 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,600 Are the rumors true that you, 349 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,170 a girl, might play Tristan Lycanth? 350 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,572 ( Clicks, drops pen ) 351 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,041 It's true, fanboy. 352 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,342 What say you? 353 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,912 I say it's intergalactic blasphemy! 354 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,914 And I shall prove you're unworthy. 355 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,884 Be warned my minions are live blogging. 356 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,421 King_Artie_the_magnificent @ wolfspot dot howl. 357 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,555 Ha ha. 358 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,158 Bring it on, king Artie. 359 00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:58,195 Speak for Tristan's lineage. 360 00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:01,599 Who are his parents? 361 00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:07,204 Liv is about to go down in flames. 362 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,606 His parents 363 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,275 are the werewolf Magrol 364 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,411 and queen Zira. 365 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,046 Bam! What?! 366 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,117 ( Laughs ) 367 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,021 I mean, space-tastic question. 368 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,556 ( Laughs ) 369 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,092 Both: Maddie. 370 00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:33,431 Okay, we are good to go. 371 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,132 Uh, I think we're forgetting one thing. 372 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,669 Oh! Ha ha. Yes. 373 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,938 Lip gloss. 374 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,974 No, it says here you're required to wear glasses 375 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,609 to drive. 376 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,446 ( Laughs ) 377 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,348 Does it say that? 378 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,051 I thought I just needed those for the picture. 379 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,553 ( Both laugh ) 380 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,121 Put 'em on. 381 00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:03,160 O. M. Eyeballs. 382 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,030 Now start the car and put it in gear. 383 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,432 Absolutely. ( Laughs ) 384 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,101 If you could just... Direct me to the... 385 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,270 Ignition. 386 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,606 ( Laughing ) 387 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,074 No? 388 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,411 ( Starts ignition ) 389 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,980 All right. This is good. 390 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,483 Now merge left. There's construction ahead. 391 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,985 - Uh... - Go left. I said left! 392 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,986 - ( Tires squeal ) - ( Screams ) 393 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,287 Okay, too far, too far. 394 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,022 - Okay. - Garbage can. 395 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,091 - I don't... - ( Tires squealing ) 396 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,759 - ( Shouts ) - ( Thuds ) 397 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,328 ( Horn blares ) 398 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,029 Okay. 399 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,431 Pull the vehicle over. 400 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,233 Uh, uh, okay. 401 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,101 Slow down. Slow down! 402 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,269 - I'm not... I... - Mailbox. 403 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,604 - Mailbox! - What?! 404 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,405 - ( Thuds ) - ( Both scream ) 405 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,075 ( Airbags hiss ) 406 00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,580 So... ( Sighs ) 407 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,649 Pass? 408 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,557 Here we are... a couple of dudes 409 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,059 getting ready to do some chillin' and grillin'. 410 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,762 Are you okay that I just called you a dude? 411 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,664 Relax, we're barbecuing. 412 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,367 Everybody's a dude. 413 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,669 Okay. Let's do this. 414 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,538 Absolutely. 415 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,140 First, I need you to do a few things. 416 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,342 Hit me. Whatever you want. 417 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,177 Shuck the corn? Season the meat? 418 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,813 Mow the lawn. 419 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,315 Um, what? 420 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,684 And clean the gutters, rotate my tires, 421 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,220 grout the tub, and empty the dishwasher. 422 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,122 Dude. 423 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,325 What does that have to do with barbecuing? 424 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,093 I thought you came here to learn. 425 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,828 Let me go get the lawn mower. 426 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,096 ( Door opens ) 427 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,765 I knew exactly what Diggie was doing. 428 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,734 Using barbecue to soften up the old man? 429 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,103 If he wanted to get on my good side, 430 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,605 he was going to have to get on the good side 431 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,408 of my to-do list. 432 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,344 Finally, a little thrilla on the grilla! 433 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,147 All those chores made me hungry. 434 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,282 ( Snaps ) 435 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,084 That's mine. 436 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,521 What... did you forget to bring your own steak? 437 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,858 Maybe next time. 438 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:19,863 Next time? 439 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,800 I'm in! ( Laughs ) 440 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,102 - ( Sizzles ) - Aah! 441 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,838 "Bring your own steak." Classic! 442 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,143 Why are you messing with that poor boy? 443 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,146 I'm just making sure he's good enough for my daughter. 444 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,148 And I'm done for the day. 445 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,851 Don't tell Maddie, 446 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,153 but except for that stupid name, 447 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,189 Diggie's all right. 448 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,794 Final question, girl. 449 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,898 When Tristan split the galactic pangaea, 450 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,835 what did he say to the scattering colonies? 451 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,306 "Run to the stars, wolves. 452 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,541 - ( Mouthing along ) - But always put first your families. 453 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,876 For their love 454 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,145 keeps you tethered to the universe." 455 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,716 ( Sighs ) Wow. You've gotta admit... 456 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,618 Maddie's making Liv look really good. 457 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,453 She's not fooling anyone. 458 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,456 Well, except everyone here. 459 00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:24,728 Well, Liv Rooney... 460 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,930 I'm sold. 461 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,568 I mean, you will make a great Tristan Lycanth. 462 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:35,706 All hail the she-Tristan! 463 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,942 ( Howling loudly ) 464 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,878 And, FYI... 465 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,181 I currently am available for le prom. 466 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,484 ( Chuckles, roars ) 467 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,919 But your window of opportunity 468 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,822 is closing. 469 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,323 Boop! 470 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,725 Artie. 471 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,527 Are you serious? 472 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,496 You can accept my sister playing Tristan? 473 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,865 What part of... ( Howls loudly ) 474 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,333 Don't you understand? 475 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,904 Okay, so Parker and I are the only ones 476 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,839 that have a problem with this? 477 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,474 Um, speak for yourself. 478 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,875 She won me over too. 479 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,579 Artie, tail me. 480 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:21,985 ( Singing stately tune ) 481 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,289 ( Howls ) 482 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,958 ( Howling ) 483 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,294 It was at that moment that I realized 484 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,929 I was the crazy fanboy 485 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,597 that I was trying to protect Liv from. 486 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,933 I was untethered from my family. 487 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,901 I was the lone wolf. 488 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,239 And I should not have eaten 15 gummy eyeballs. 489 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,608 You know what, Artie... 490 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,977 tail me too. 491 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:53,517 All hail the she-Tristan! 492 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:57,454 ( Howling ) 493 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:03,026 Let me make one thing clear. 494 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,562 This was the last switch-a-Rooney. 495 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:06,930 You did it when you were 6. 496 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,332 And I wrote your names on your forehead 497 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,034 in permanent marker. 498 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,871 Don't make me do that again. 499 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:17,741 Ah, yes... the summer of headbands. 500 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:20,611 To be fair, though, we rocked the headband look. 501 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,479 ( Laughs ) 502 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:23,947 Ha ha fun fun. 503 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,950 Maddie, no license till you're 17. 504 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,952 Rock that look. 505 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,356 17?! Seriously? 506 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:33,557 You want to make it 18? 507 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,659 Ah, 17. Looking forward to it. 508 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,795 And Liv, 509 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,429 since you like driving so much, 510 00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,331 you are now my personal chauffeur until further notice. 511 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,667 - No! - ( Laughing ) Yes. 512 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:48,472 There is no errand too small, no trip too far. 513 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,641 I might even have you take me down to the end of the driveway 514 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,909 just to get the newspaper. 515 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,811 I don't know. 516 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,480 That's right, girls. 517 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,749 I just dropped an atomic mom bomb. 518 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,017 Boom! 519 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,825 She can't be serious about that, right? 520 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,626 Do we seriously still get newspapers 521 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,862 delivered to our house? 522 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:15,399 Hey, whatever you did down at Neville's totally worked. 523 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:18,035 Some fanboy named lone wolf started a petition 524 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,837 to get me the role of Tristan. 525 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,072 You won over the fanboys. 526 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,507 Thank you. 527 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,044 Pretty sure lone wolf is actually lone Joey. 528 00:22:28,646 --> 00:22:30,547 You should go thank him. 529 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,015 Wait, I thought you said that Joey 530 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,817 was the one trying to sabotage us. 531 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:37,120 It was a long and complicated day. 532 00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:39,623 Got it. 533 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,960 Also I'm sorry about wrecking your driver's test. 534 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,029 Literally. Ha! 535 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,065 And I got you something. 536 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:53,837 You might want to return this to the... hoovers. 537 00:22:55,473 --> 00:22:56,840 Thanks. 538 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,141 That reminds me. 539 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,811 I got you something as well. 540 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,013 One of Artie's wolf tails. Yeah. 541 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,618 Oh! Also I got you a date to the prom. 542 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,987 ( Laughs ) Yeah. 543 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,422 Artie would like to know what kind of dress 544 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:15,926 you will be wearing... Wizard or Pegasus? 545 00:23:17,762 --> 00:23:18,829 ( Mouths ) 546 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,935 Liv, you were absolutely right. 547 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,937 It is mind-blowing what I can accomplish 548 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,906 from the passenger seat of the car. 549 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,008 I paid a bill, ordered some cute tops, 550 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,576 and adopted a penguin. 551 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,113 - ( Phone chimes ) - Ooh! Incoming. 552 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,614 - ( Chimes ) - Oh! 553 00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,549 Aah! ( Laughing ) 554 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,752 That's funny. 555 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,954 Maddie just sent me the funniest photo. 556 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,589 - You boys want to see it? - Yeah. Yeah yeah. 557 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,925 Okay, I'll send. 558 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,726 ( Phone chimes, makes springing noise ) 559 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:52,829 ( All laugh ) 560 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,965 That's classic! 561 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:58,502 What is everybody laughing at? 562 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,637 What are we looking at? What's so funny? 563 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:01,872 I hate driving! 564 00:24:01,897 --> 00:24:06,897 Sync and corrections by Alice. www.addic7ed.com. 565 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:11,497 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0